You know, high school is a lot like the slammer. The food sucks, they tell you where to go and how to do it. And if someone tries to make you their bitch, you just stick them with a shiv in the showers.
“Jerri is Only Skin Deep” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Jerri Blank (2), Chuck Noblet (2)
[Jerri doesn't think she's pretty enough to be homecoming queen.]
OOrlando
In my country you'd be a real queen.
Yeah, well that's 'cause your country's run by monkeys.
[reading aloud from a note confiscated from Jerri] "My vagina is on fire. I'm trying not to scratch it, Orlando, I'm afraid it will get infected. P.S. I just know I'm going to win homecoming queen. That will show those sons of bitches, especially Noblet, that homo-" Jerri, see me after class.
Jerri, I know you want to be homecoming queen. We all want to be homecoming queen.
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