Let me welcome you to the kickoff of Flatpoint’s Career Week! I’m Dr. Rachel Williams, supermodel, and I’m here to talk to you about making your dreams a reality. When I was a student at Flatpoint, I was confused until a modeling agent told me what my dreams were. And so can you! Just ask yourself, what do you want to do?
“Yes, You Can't” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Jerri Blank (6), Geoffrey Jellineck (3), Dr. Williams (3), Chuck Noblet (2)
S1Student 1
I want to be a fireman.
S2Student 2
I want to be an arsonist.
I’d like to root in her cellar. Mmmpphh!
Now, are there any questions I have the ability to answer?
Thank you.
IPDr. Iris Puffybush
Dreams are a great thing, but you know something? They take a lot of energy. But that's OK. There's a job waiting for you down the block from your house that doesn't require a thought in your head or a hope in your heart. So come on down and work for the artificial flower factory. Why fight it? OK? Thank you.
I'm confused. Dreams....What are mine?
I don’t know, Jerri. It's your future. What do you want to do in the future?
Go to my locker.
I mean way down the line, Jerri. I want you to think far into the future. What are you going to do?
Open it.
My whole teaching career is a farce, wrapped in a masquerade, smothered in a facade frosting.
I was a complete zero, Jerri.
And now?
Well, and now you can multiply that zero by a hundred!
Wow, that must be a lot.
Why are you pushing me away?
I'm not pushing you away. I'm pulling me towards myself.
Cancer. That's hilarious.
It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want. Sure beats doing it!
I'm floating down a hallway
and i'm naked
and its me but its not really me because i'm watching me walk naked
and then suddenly i'm falling off a cliff
and before i hit the bottom, i wake up
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