TV show quotes
[Snipe has locked Ravess in a cell and is now in charge of Cyclonia]
Commander Snipe.
Hey! You're blocking my view!
[moves] Forgive me, Commander Snipe.
That's Master Snipe! And what do you want?!
[nervously] Well, I, uh... You said we could talk about my, uh... promotion, and...
Aw, buzz off! Can't you see I'm busy here?!
So sorry, Master Snipe. I'll come back when it's more [sniffs] convenient.
[A Cyclonian functionary has walked in on Snipe having a bath]
What do you want?
These papers demand your immediate attention, sir.
I'm busy.
Sir, at the very least, we need your approvals for departures and arrivals.
Do I look like I care?
But... what if someone enters our airspace?
Blast them! [a fart bubble appears behind him] You heard me! Now SCRAM!
[After the Raptors were shot down on their approach to Cyclonia]
Where is Cyclonis?! I demand to speak to her!
She's off on some secret mission, so I'm in charge. And what do you want?
You to explain why I was shot out of the sky!
[laughing] Oh yeah! Sorry about that.
Sorry?! You shoot us down, and "Sorry" is all you've got?!
I've got a knuckle sandwich! How'd you like that, huh?! Now, beat it, lizard boy, before I blast you again!
[Cyclonian #2 is discussing his promotion with Repton, who is now in charge]
What was your name again?
Well, I'm still working on that actually. So, what do you like better? Steel Claw or Raven Fang?
[pause]
I could care less.
I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with Repton! He treats us like dogs!
Is that good?
[Leugey is now in charge and stuffing his face with candy]
Master Leugey, about my promotion?
Uh... Sorry. Do I know you?
[Leugey continues eating candy while Cyclonian #2 looks furious]
This is the best! Ruling Cyclonia is fun!
[pushes Cyclonian #2 out of the way] Oh really? I had no idea.
[Ravess, Snipe and the Raptors are locked in a cell]
What would you have me do with them, Master?
I'd leave them to rot, but we still need them around. There's much work to be done. As for Ravess, banish her.
[In the episode's final scene, the doorway is brought into Cyclonia]
The doorway will open a world of dark promise. We must prepare for what will be the end of Atmos.
[Finn and Junko are playfully fighting over the sofa]
I guess I'll just take the floor.
Um... I wouldn't if I were you. Deck fleas.
Well, Storm Hawks, do we have everything?
Flame corn, check!
Yorka juice, check!
3D glasses, check!
Brain Slug repellent, check!
[The other Storm Hawks stare at Stork]
Uh, [clears throat] you never know.
[on movie] Atmos: skies of danger. And when trouble brews, there is one person you can count on.
[Finn flies up to the camera]
How's it goin'?
[narrating]
Sharpshooter! The Ballad of Finn. Presented in Finn-Vision.
Finn [sings] SHARPSHOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OOOOOH YEAH!
Don't worry, Finn. I'm still lucky to have you as my wingman.
Sharpshooter.
My sharpshooter, even if you, uh, do get blown up a lot.
Thanks, Aerrow. I'm there for ya, even when, y'know, I'm not actually there for ya.
[on movie] The Storm Hawks present: Crystals and You.
More like "crystals and snooze".
[Junko laughs]
Finn, just watch. Maybe you'll learn something.
I doubt it.
[on movie] But handled improperly... they [crystals] can be extremely dangerous. That's why it's always important to... use plenty of caution handling unstable crystals, or "UPCHUC" for short.
[We are shown a montage of characters failing to "UPCHUC"]
[on movie] He didn't UPCHUC. Or him. And neither did they. I always UPCHUC. Do you?
[laughs] I UPCHUC... whenever Junko cooks!
[laughs] I UPCHUC sometimes after flying upside down!
[on movie] Tales From the Atmos! Listen carefully, as what I'm about to tell you could mean the difference between life... and a horrible, agonizing...
[Thunderclap]
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