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Storm Hawks · Season 1, Episode 22

“Talon Academy” quotes from Storm Hawks

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“Talon Academy” · Season 1, Episode 22

In this episode: Piper (4), Finn (2), Aerrow (2), Snipe (2)

They're putting up posters to make it look like Cyclonia's cool, and tricking kids into joining the Talons.

[Finn looks at a poster]

Sweet! Oh, no way! They have a rollercoaster, too?

[Aerrow, Piper and Radarr have arrived at the Academy, disguised as new students]

So how long will these Chroma Crystals keep us disguised?

Long enough. I'd just feel better if the whole team was here.

We have to keep this low profile. Junko and Stork would stick out too much. And Finn...

[Two new students are looking at Skimmers]

SStudent

Whoa, cool! This is gonna be awesome!

Actually, he'd blend right in.

[Snipe is the cadets' 'Sergeant']

[to Garrett] You, what's your name?

GGarrett

Um, Garrett, sir.

Now, you're "Pork Chop". [laughs]

[Snipe walks down the line of cadets, giving them all nicknames]

Floptop, Mousy, Digger, Little Pete, Big Pete... [to Radarr] And what are you? Some kind of sky monkey?

[Radarr tries to bite him]

Er, he's with me.

Yeah? And who are you?

Aerrow... Oh... Harold... My name's Harold.

Yeah, well, now you're "Barrel". Like a barrel of monkeys! [laughs] Get it? Barrel and Monkey!

Yeah, I get it.

[Piper laughs]

[to Piper] And I'm calling you "Giggles".

[In the kitchen, Piper has met Lynn, whom Piper saved at the start of the episode]

It's you!

LLynn

Heard of me, huh? The hotshot that was busted back to basic for chickening out against the Storm Hawks.

I'm here to help...

LLynn

Obviously. These spiny spuds aren't peeling themselves. If you really wanna help, give me a rematch with those stinking Storm Hawks!

TDTop Dog

[to Aerrow] I'm the best here, newbie! Better not forget it!

[Aerrow, Piper and Radarr have revealed their true identity]

Gather 'round, class! You're about to learn how to... smash a Sky Knight!

[Aerrow, Piper, Radarr and the cadets are fighting Talons. Garrett defeats one with spiny spuds]

GGarrett

Ha! Spuds one, Talons none!

Dude, what's with the hair?

That's nothing. Wait 'til you hear his nickname.

They gave you guys nicknames? Aw, I should have gone, too. Always wanted a nickname. Slick! No, no; Hotshot! Master Blaster! Chica-Cha Dude!

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