Scenes with Finn 133
[The Storm Hawks have traded the Condor for a new ship, which is literally falling apart as they attempt to battle Cyclonians]
Piper I can't pilot our way out of this! We need Stork! [Radarr jumps over to remove Stork's Trance Helmet and wake him up]
FinnAre you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he's probably gonna be a little upset at me for [as Radarr suceeds in getting the helmet off, Finn's voice lowers to a whisper] trading the Condor for this ship!
[as he wakes up, he looks around, then turns to glare at Finn angrily] You what? I'm out of it for a few minutes, and you WHAT!? [he jumps on Finn, rocking the ship as fight sounds are heard from the outside. As the Cyclonians draw closer, Aerrow manages to separate them]
Stork, I know this maybe isn't the best time for you [Stork flails toward Finn, trying to hit him with his feet], but we've got impending doom at 11 o'clock!
[The Cyclonians open fire]
My beloved is gone! What's the point!?
[The ship gets blasted more forcefully, making Stork fall over. A large metal object falls from the ceiling and lands very close to his head]
[Finn has bought tickets for the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega Warrior Championship]
Finn
Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?
That's almost our entire power supply!
[Finn has overdone the hypnosis, making Junko wild]
Finn
Maybe I overdid it a little...
[Junko throws a warrior across the cage]
[Finn can't remember the anti-hypnosis words: "Cyclonia help bad news"]
Finn
Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!
[Everyone gasps]
Finn
Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!
[to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!
The Rebel Ducks think the Storm Hawks stole their Cheese Stone]
We found this at the scene of the crime!
[Wren takes out a fake Storm Hawks patch]
This is your insignia, is it not?
It's a fake! You see, this emblem is stitched. All of ours are painted.
Finn
Yeah. Like any of us know how to sew.
[The Storm Hawks are preparing for a trip to the stratosphere. Stork walks in wearing a strange costume]
[after removing helmet] My prototype strato-suit... for protection from the dangers of the upper atmosphere...
Finn
Are those... radishes?
Only known defense against... strato-elves... [begins pointing to varies doodads on the suit, from his left to his right] This wards off the warro-weasels; this drives away the dreaded mist bunnies... [makes a hand gesture that looks like a rabbit, then points to the helmet] Oh, and that’s the air supply.
Uh, that's great, Stork. But for the rest of us, just do the air part, okay?
Eh, it's your funeral, man...
[Junko is wearing an unusual outfit]
Finn
Is that a skirt?
It's traditional Wallop greeting attire. I wanna look good for B.A.R.F.
Finn
"B.A.R.F."?
The Brotherhood of Atmosian high-Risk Fuel workers; the toughest Wallops ever!
[While trying to hit Finn with his mace, Gundstaff accidentally breaks his table]
Finn
Me? You smashed it! I don't think it's fair that you...
[Gundstaff tries to hit Finn, but Junko saves him]
Finn
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
[Finn and Junko opened a canister that they weren't supposed to open]
We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.
FJFinn and Junko
Monster?
Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?
[Finn and Junko chuckle sheepishly]
Finn
Aerrow? Our Aerrow? Under Cyclonian control?
He has been acting weird.
I assumed he had mindworms. Then again, I assume everyone has mindworms.
[The Storm Hawks are making a quick stop at the Wayside]
OK, if we wanna make the concert, everybody's got five minutes to do what they need to do, and then we gotta go.
Great. I just need to grab another Turbo Crystal.
[Stork comes crashing out of the Condor in his Storkmobile]
I need a new proton impeller.
Finn
Er, if you're wondering why he didn't go on the Condor, don't ask.
[Radarr is on Cyclonian #2's cruiser. He uses a radio to contact the Storm Hawks]
Radarr! Boy, are we glad to hear your voice!
[Radarr 'speaks', but the Storm Hawks can't understand him]
What? I-I can't understand what you're saying.
[Radarr chirrups again]
Finn
[taking a wild guess] Um... OK. You're stuck in a lava cave with rampaging magma beasts.
Finn
That's the last of Snipe's posse!
Great job, Finn! Now it's just Snipe and us!
Wow. Things might actually be looking... good.
[to Snipe] Think you can take us all on?
Don't have to. I'll let my new friend do it! [laughs]
[Snipe presses a button on a remote control. A giant fan appears]
Eh, yeah. That's the last time I ever get optimistic.
[After reading the scroll, Finn wonders aloud what the "rites of Elp" is, asking, "Does it hurt?"]
More than you could ever imagine! For one day each year, every Merb, no matter where they are, must submit themselves for the most punishing task imaginable! [gasps dramatically] We must... [whispering menacingly] volunteer!
Finn
That's it? What's the big deal?
But it could be anything! Like cleaning hairy snoz-blat drains, or feeding the mouthless maggle-throps...
Does it have to be something terrible?
[A transport vessel arrives. A Merb in a red uniform steps out to hand Stork a form]
MMerb
They're all yours. [he quickly detaches the trailer, and departs]
[after reading the aforementioned form] Um, it says I'm supposed to go camping at some place called Terra Fauna, with 3 young Sky Scouts!? As their...
[The door on the trailer opens loudly, and three young Merbs yell in excitement, then zip over in front of Stork]
YMYoung Merbs
[in unison] Are you our new Sky Scout master!?
[dejectedly] Yes... no-no! Ehhhgh! [faints]
[The Condor is flying upside-down]
Finn
Not nearly as scary as what I'm gonna do to that kid for messing up our controls!
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