Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Owlsley

[referring to a Bog Howler ready to attack them] How do we stop it?

Stork

I'm going with throwing stuff at it!

Pydge

I could talk to it...

Stork

Here's a little conversation starter.

Stork

Not my lunch! Not my radio!

Griffin

Well, I think we lost the Howler.

Pydge

Aww, I never got to talk to it!

Stork

Yeah, I think that's one voice you never need to hear again.

Stork

Goik! That's another...

Pydge

The scout's manual says you always have a plan.

Stork

[groans] I really hate that manual...

Aerrow

Now, any idea where we are?

Piper

Way off course. [points at a section of a map] Here. We're at the very edge of the charted Atmos, Aerrow. A place called "Sky's End".

Stork

Yeah, our end, more likely.

Junko

I think Radarr's trying to tell us something.

The sentence I said has four words. [Radarr holds up four fingers]

Aerrow

OK, four words.

First word. [Radarr holds up one finger]

Piper

First word.

Eyeball. [Radarr points at his eye]

Aerrow

Look?

[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No.

Stork

Uh-uh. See!

Junko

Saw!

Finn

Seesaw!

Nah. EYEBALL. [Radarr points at his eye again]

Piper

Eye?

Two syllables.

Piper

Eyeball!

[Radarr nods his head "Yes"] Yes. Second word. [Radarr holds up two fingers]

Finn

Second word!

Saw. [Radarr waves his finger near his eye]

Junko

Eyeball!

[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Uh-uh.

Junko

But you just... OK.

Saw. [Radarr pretends use a saw]

Aerrow

Piston! Eyeball piston?

Stork

Oh, oh, oh - the death throes of a three-armed swamp gobbler?

[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No, No, No, No! SAW. [Radarr pretends to use a saw again]

Piper

Reaching? Grabbing?

Finn

Sawing?

[Radarr makes a positive gesture] Absolutely!

Finn

Seesaw!

Aerrow

Saw! Eyeball saw!

Stork

Eyeball saw? Is that some kind of torture device?

[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Certainly not. Fourth word. [Radarr holds up four fingers]

Piper

Straight to the fourth word.

Dragons. [Radarr points at the baby dragons]

Junko

Um, dragons?

[Radarr gives Junko a thumbs-up] Definitely!

Junko

Yes! This is fun!

Finn

Eyeball saw dragons!

Stork

Eyeball saw dragons?

Piper

Eyeball saw the dragons! That means this place is about to be swarming with Murk Raiders!

Piper

What's up, Radarr?

Stork

[gasps] Radarr has fleas!

Stork

Aerrow has fleas!?

Stork

Now, for the next verse from "Darkness, Total Darkness, Purest Black"...

Junko

Uh, guys... Fresh plate of Numby-Numby Scrool Bugs!

Aerrow

[disliking the look of the bugs] You know, guys, I've got a better idea. I've been noticing a slight knock developing in the left engine pod. Junko, could you check on that?

Junko

I don't hear anything.

Aerrow

And Stork, I think the Condor is listing about a tenth of a degree to the port side.

Stork

[noticably saddened] Fine... I'll read to myself...

Aerrow

Junko, I'm still hearing the engine click.

Aerrow

Now I call it more of a "clack".

Aerrow

And Stork, we're on keel now, but maybe, like, two degrees of yaw.

Stork

[feeling a draught] What was that? [closes an air hole]

Aerrow

Stork, are you letting in a draught?

Stork

You know, I'll be really glad when Captain Notice Everything has better things to do than notice everything.

Junko

Stork, do you really need to buy another venomous cricket?

Stork

Um... I need the venom to make anti-venom, which is important since the first cricket is still loose somewhere on the ship.

Junko

Uh, maybe we better buy two.

Piper

But legend said it was cursed.

Stork

Ah! Cursed! I like the sound of that...

Piper

...assuming a diminished capacity on a part of the Dark Ace.

Finn

A what-inished?

Piper

It means he won't be himself.

Piper

The best way to find a weakness is to try and confuse him.

Stork

By... dressing up as ghosts. [slaps his face]

Domiwick

I am on a great journey of exploration, to the Other Side. Encountering those Domiwick Beasts was just a minor setback.

Stork

Domiwick Beasts?

Domiwick

I discovered them. Why not take credit for it?

Piper

Well, they are totally thoughtless and highly destructive. I'd say the name fits.

Stork

Stabilisers, check. Engines, check. Incredibly complicated plan with way too many variables, check.

Piper

I heard that.

Stork

Who are you? More importantly, where have you been? And do you carry any rare communicable diseases?

A Frost Crystal that was actually touched by Piper! [grabs the crystal's holder] Can I have it?

Piper

Don't touch it! It's highly...

Piper

[sighs] ...unstable!

Junko

Ooh, cold.

Junko

Mr Bitsy! [his eyes well up with tears]

That's a priceless Storm Hawks collectible! It's irreplaceable!

Junko

[heartbroken] Tell me about it!

Junko

We can't leave him hating us. It's bad karma, or something.

Stork

And there's no fury like a superfan scorned. Torches, pitchforks... [shudders] It gets ugly.