Pydge, Owlsley and others in “Scout's Honor”

[to Stork] The manual says you're supposed to teach us.

Don't you know anything?

[points to a tree Griffin is climbing] Well, I know that that type of tree is where the poisonous bark-snark usually lives.

Go ahead, make that sound again, and see what happens when a Bog Howler answers you...

And that could be a tree trunk, but it also might be a giant galumpous foot...

[holds up a brown paper bag, shaking it menacingly] And what's this?

That's my lunch! Gimme that! [takes it from him]

A harmless tree snake? [motions to a purple snake climbing a tree]

Yes, but if it had a red spot on its head, it would be a venomous scapper serpent.

And is that ugly thing harmless, or is it something scary like a Bog Howler?

[calmly] Um, no, that is a Bog Howler.