Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Aerrow

At least no Cyclonian border troopers have found us yet.

Stork

You had to say it.

Piper

He's after the Oracle Crystal. It has the power to see the future.

Finn

Future, huh? Oh, I know what I'd ask!

Junko

Whoa! Me too! I think.

Piper

We have to beat them into the Forbidden city and find it before Domiwick does.

Stork

Ooh ooh wait. Did you say into the Forbidden City? The deathtraps in that place are legendary, Jagged spikes, walls that... crush. I could learn so much.

Stork

I give you the Storkmobile! Booby trap detectors, indestructible tires, roll-bars, parachutes, anti-lock brakes, 52 independent external airbags, and an ejector seat.

Junko

Um... Why do you need an ejector seat?

Stork

You always need an ejector seat.

Snipe

When I'm finished with you, Cyclonis will give me a medal! A promotion! A reward!

Stork

How about a free trip?

Stork

And that is why you need an ejector seat.

Stork

The crystal heat dissipater's completely shot. It'll need to be replaced.

Aerrow

No problem. We passed a supply depot a while ago. I'll take a Skimmer.

Stork

Um, Aerrow, a heat dissipater's the size of a house.

Aerrow

So, make that four Skimmers.

Aerrow

[to Stork] Where's the Condor? Where's Radarr?

Stork

It... It ate them.

What did?

Stork

The terra...

Stork

Dual-action tiller, omni-directional jib! It be perfect!

Aerrow

Stork, you OK? We were pretty worried about-

Stork

I be more than OK! I be on a quest for the beastie that took me ship and me home!

Aerrow

So stage three is delusions then?

Piper

Of grandeur.

Junko

(muffled by the food in his mouth) Thar she blows!

Stork

A sailor ne'er speaks with his mouth full!

Junko

(now his mouth is empty) Uh, thar she blows?

Finn

Stork, that was totally amazing! You just dove right into a Leviathan's mouth!

Stork

I... did what?

Piper

Stage four: memory loss.

Stork

Where are we?

Aerrow

[to Producers] Look, whatever it is you want, if you don't let everyone go right now, I promise you, this won't end well!

Stork

Yeah, for us.

Aerrow

Well, Stork, you became a star and saved a whole terra. Not bad for one day.

Stork

Yeah, you're right. It wasn't bad. It was terrifyingly, gut-squeezingly, poke a hole in your head and pour flame corn in it, awful!

Starling

STOP!

Starling

And how, exactly, does this help?

Aerrow

Merbian crazy face is a tactic Stork's people use to ward off enemies.

Junko

Besides, it's fun!

Piper

You try!

Starling

I don't think so.

Starling

[feebly] Grr.

Stork

Um, ya, I suppose it's a start.

Finn

Stork, what exactly am I doing again?

Stork

Well, sound waves of certain frequency and volume level cancel each other out.

Finn

Right. What exactly am I doing again?

Stork

[slaps his face] Saving the world with your... rock.

Finn

Sweet!

Aerrow

Er, Junko, this place must be messing with you. That's not the way it happened. I'm the one who got us lost, remember?

Piper

No, it was me!

Finn

What? No, I was the one who got us in here!

Stork

Um, excuse me, it was all me, man!

Piper

But... we can't all be responsible... can we?

Stork

Didn't happen to see an air truck in there, did you?

Finn

Air truck?

Stork

Yeah. The one from Tinhatco.

Junko

"What" co?

Stork

You know... Tinhatco! Protecting brains like yours for over 25 years! It was carrying a shipment of the AM-3000 state-of-the-art Anti-MindWorm Helmet. I had to get one! I've been starting to notice that tell-tale tickle in my lower medulla!