Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Hey, are those Warp Crystals? [on the dashboard of Noob's trailer]

NNoob

Old family heirlooms. They make excellent paperweights for my extensive collection of Storm Hawks clippings.

[The trailer gets blasted]

NNoob

Whoa!

Stork

Um, I hate to break up the geek fest, but we gotta scram!

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Junko is finishes cleaning the kitchen]

Yeah-heh-heh!

Stork

[enters wearing a pink, flowery apron] Oh, good. You're done! Just in time to help me! That bathroom is a two man job!

[Junko stares at Stork's apron. A wolf whistle and romantic music play in the background]

Stork

What? I can't have nice things?

S2 E16 A Colonel of Truth

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[Aerrow has caught Mr. Fluffykins under a bucket and is about to lock him in the bathroom]

Stork

I just put potpourri in there and everything!

Let it go, man.

S2 E16 A Colonel of Truth

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[The Storm Hawks have rescued Mr. Fluffykins from real danger]

Thank you, Storm Hawks. [reluctantly] And now, the gangster code dictates that I am, once again, in your debt.

Let's just call it even, except for one last little thing.

What? Are there some orphans somewhere you want me to adopt?

Probably, but no. What I want you to do is release Mr. Fluffykins.

He deserves to roam free in the wild with his own kind.

That's why he's been running away from you.

Is this true, Mr. Fluffykins?

[Mr. Fluffykins barks and whines]

I'll take that as a "yes".

[The Colonel removes Mr. Fluffykins's restraining collar and sets him down on the ground. Mr. Fluffykins scampers a short distance down the path before looking back and letting out a whine]

[through tears] I didn't want you anyway. Go! Just get out of here!

[Mr. Fluffykins starts leaving]

Fly! Be free. Don't look back, boy. It'll be easier that way.

[The Colonel sobs as Mr. Fluffykins flies away to join his own kind]

AFAerrow, Finn, Piper and Junko

Awww...

[They notice Stork crying]

Stork

What?! [clears throat] I have allergies.

S2 E16 A Colonel of Truth

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[The Storm Hawks are taking a break on Terra Tropica]

[surfing] Surf!

[sunbathing] Sand!

[Junko shoves a sandwich in his mouth]

[with his mouth full] Somebody's sandwiches!

[Stork is standing on top of the Condor]

Stork

Tsunami.

Er, technically, Stork, "Tsunami" starts with a "T".

Stork

No, Piper. For real... TSUNAMI!

S2 E17 Shipwrecked

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[Finn and Junko are playfully fighting over the sofa]

I guess I'll just take the floor.

Stork

Um... I wouldn't if I were you. Deck fleas.

S2 E19 Home Movie Night

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Well, Storm Hawks, do we have everything?

Flame corn, check!

Yorka juice, check!

3D glasses, check!

Stork

Brain Slug repellent, check!

[The other Storm Hawks stare at Stork]

Stork

Uh, [clears throat] you never know.

S2 E19 Home Movie Night

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[Having found the Condor and Stork]

You did all these repairs yourself?

Stork

Well, I made a few upgrades. Tripped the power of the blaster array, added an omnidirectional tiller, improved the autopilot, and... installed cup holders.

[looks at the cup holders] Sweet!

S2 E20 Origins

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Whaddaya say, Stork? Wanna be our carrier pilot?

Stork

[seemingly worried] And spend the rest of my life cooped up in a tiny ship, flying from terra to terra in a constant onslaught of deadly adventures? [serious] Oh yeah, I'm in.

[We hear something breaking in the background]

Stork

I should probably go check on that.

S2 E20 Origins

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[Stork sees Junko eating a bug]

Mmm! Delicious.

Stork

Ew. Do you know how many bugs those bugs carry?

[Stork sprays some bug repellent while cringing]

You keep that up and you're gonna run out.

Stork

Don't remind me. I'm down to my last 57 cans.

S2 E21 The Ultra Dudes

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I am much happier being the number two guy on this team.

Er, you're not the number two guy.

Stork

Um, I wouldn't even say you're number three.

Um, yeah, I-- [Finn covers Junko's mouth before he can finish]

S2 E21 The Ultra Dudes

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[The Storm Hawks are in a library on Atmosia]

How much longer is this gonna take? I'm so bored I can feel my brain shutting down.

Stork

Shutting down, huh? [points at a page of the book he is holding] Could also be brain warts. [cringes]

S2 E22 A Wallop For All Seasons

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[Junko has challenged Terra Wallop's chief, Thragg, to a fight]

This is one-on-one combat, Junko. He's three times your size!

Stork

The Wallops say your odds of winning are... one hundred million to one.

I don't have a choice.

You always have a choice. Let's leave. We can get back to the Condor and get outta here.

I'd be branded a coward. I could never face my people again.

What are you guys worried about? Junko will mop the floor with that dumb Chief Thragg. He's gonna give him a little one-two Knuckle Buster sandwich. Huh? Am I right?

Oh, the Knuckle Busters, yeah. That reminds me. Can't use them. That'd be cheating. [removes the Knuckle Busters]

Stork

Two hundred million to one.

S2 E22 A Wallop For All Seasons

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[Stork has single-handedly eliminated the Raptors and is coming for Repton, who is unaware that Stork is responsible]

Who could be out there? The Dark Ace? A squad of Nightcrawler assassins? The whole Cyclonian fleet?!

[We hear someone being attacked offscreen. A Raptor's mask is knocked into the room. Stork suddenly leaps in]

Stork

Time for payback!

Huh? You?! [bursts out laughing, relieved] You! I was actually worried!

[Stork pummels him]

S2 E23 Payback

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[During a fight on Bogaton, Repton uses his tail to dangle Stork upside down over the edge of a platform]

What made you think you could beat me?!

Stork

I didn't. When you blew up the Condor, I had no reason to go on. All I wanted was to take you with me!

[With both hands, Stork yanks Repton's tail to try and pull him over the edge of the platform, but he manages to cling on]

You fool! It was just a ship!

Stork

[offended] You... take... that... back! [bites Repton's tail]

Gah! I mean it can be rebuilt!

Stork

[stops biting] Oh. I guess in all the excitement, I... I didn't think about that.

[Upon seeing the Wastelands below, Stork quickly climbs back up onto the platform]

Stork

Give me your hand!