[sighs] I kind of had a boyfriend in Calgary but it didn't work out! He said I was nice! Like a sister nice!
I know how that feels!
Oh thanks, Johnny! You're so nice like a brother, you know?
My last boyfriend was all touchy feely! An octopus with fingers!
Too bad for you! My guy's awesome!
You have a guy?
Sure, Stone Seabreeze! [they all gasp]
The Stone Seabreeze?!
The famous singer!
The famous surfer!
The famous singer-surfer!
So you heard of him?
Seriously! You and Stone Seabreeze!
Seriously! When have I ever lied to you guys? He's a total sweetie! I meet him last year when he stayed at the resort!
Why had you never told us?
We want to keep on the down low! Stay out of the tabloids!
What's he like? Is he romantic like his songs?
Is he a killer surfer?
Is he a good kisser? [everyone looks at Broseph] What?
Yes, yes and yes! Come on guys! I don't want to brag about Stonie! It kind of cheapens our thing, you know?
Aww, you call him Stonie.
Awwwww!
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