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S1 E15

Stoked · Season 1, Episode 15

Bummer, Fin and others in “Unfinished Business”

Bummer

Unacceptable people, unacceptable! Look at these staff evaluation forms! Fin, 7.5 out of 10!

Fin

Come on that's like a B+!

Bummer

Yeah, I don't know what special school you went to, but a 7.5 means you do better. Reef, 4! Says here, "Needs to spend less time teaching girls mouth to mouth."

Reef

Okay, but the girl I was teaching was an 8 out of 10. So by my count, that puts me at an— [counts on his fingers] 9, 10, 11—12 out of 10! Math dude! [high fives Wipeout]

Wipeout

You're the man!

Bummer

Okay, listen up! From now on, anyone who gets less than an 8 on a staff eval get an automatic strike, and you what three strikes mean!

Lo, Fin, and Reef

We—are—outta—here.

[Emma enters]

Bummer

[sarcastic] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I schedule the staff meeting during rubber ducky time?

Emma

I'm so sorry sir; there was a line up at the staff showers and I was—

Bummer

STRIKE one, and let that be a lesson to the rest of you slackers.

Emma

No! My perfect employee record!

Lo

Oh, that's too bad! By the way, you're out of conditioner.

Emma

[sarcastic] Thanks for the heads up! [takes off her towel revealing her hair]

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