[seeing Emma in her uniform] Oh my gosh, that is so bad!
[about her uniform] I really have to wear this?
[carrying Fin's uniform] It's an authentic wench costume dating back to the 1800s.
[seeing her uniform] Okay, this is so lame! I'd rather wear the wench thing.
[pulls back the curtain] Consider yourself lucky.
[to Fin] Well, research shows that guests prefer their housekeepers to look neat and respectable. It makes them feel like you won't actually steal their possessions. [Fin gasps]
Just put it on!
[coming from the boy's side] This is really itchy!
[spotting Emma] Arr, little wench, fetch me some cola or I'll make ye walk the plank!
[about Reef's uniform] At least I don't look like a preppy little momma's boy.
[Bummer, Broseph and Emma laugh]
She's right, dude; you do.
[seeing Fin in her uniform] Yikes! Now that is bad!
[about Reef's phone] Do it and you lose it! This is so humiliating!
[sarcastic] Yeah yeah yeah, life's unfair, Daddy doesn't love me, blah blah blah. '[throws the name tags over his shoulder] Here are your name tags; you are required to wear them at all times.
[to Broseph] Hey, aren't you the dude who drove the Jeep into the pool last night? That was awesome!
[to Bummer] I have no idea what that guy is talking about, bro.
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