[Disguised as a human baseball team]
We're the humans! Steven!
Earl!
Amy!
[apathetically] Bob.
[flirtatiously] And Sophie...
[Saspphire's Ruby blushes]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[After a baseball bat is accidentally destroyed, Steven goes to get a replacement from the barn]
[hiding in the barn] Hey, how's it going? Are we winning?
[nervously] Ummm, heh-heh...
RRuby
[standing behind Sapphire, guiding her with a bat] Now, what you wanna do is lean with your hips. [Sapphire swings the bat] Yeah, that's pretty good. Let me show you again.
["Eyeball" Ruby watches them, then glares at Steven]
[sweating] Well, heh... We're doing just fine. [heading back to the field] Everything's going to be A-okay...
YOU'RE LYING TO ME!
To make you feel better!
THANK YOU!
[After Ruby and Sapphire accidentally refuse into Garnet after the baseball game]
[laughs joyously for a moment] ... Whoops.
[angrily] THEY'RE GEMS!
R"Army" Ruby
[also angrily] WE'VE BEEN TRICKED!
R"Navy" Ruby
[in quiet awe] What a turn of events...
R"Eyeball" Ruby
[growls]
R"Leggy" Ruby
[confused] Huh? W-what?
[to the other Crystal Gems] Sorry, guys. The game is over.
That's it! Rubies... COMBINE!
[The five Rubies fuse into a giant Ruby and roar]
WAAAAAAIIIIIIIT!! WAIT! STOP! DON'T HURT THEM! [rushes out of the barn, trips twice, and runs the rest of the way on all fours, panting] Wait, oh please, please! It's me you're after, right? I'm not gonna stand by and let my friends fight my battles!
Awww, Peri loves us!
GRGiant Ruby
[squats down] Are you the Peridot assigned to the failed Earth mission?
[nervously] Not sure if "failed" would be the right word to--
GRGiant Ruby
Where is Jasper?
You're looking for... Jasper?
GRGiant Ruby
Correct!
Wait - but I'm the one who betrayed the mission! Who called Yellow Diamond a clod! The new leader of the Crystal Gems?!
What?
GRGiant Ruby
Tell us where Jasper, NOW!
Jasper... umm... we know where Jasper is! [Pearl nervously shakes her head]
GRGiant Ruby
Well?!
Uhhhhh....
[pointing to the sky] Neptune! She's on the planet Neptune!
GRGiant Ruby
[stares at them suspiciously for a moment, then smiles and shrugs] Well, why didn't you say so?
[Steven sighs in relief, and the Rubies unfuse]
We all here? One, two, three, four, aaaaand... HA! Five. [points to herself] To the planet Neptune!
R"Army" Ruby
Let's move out, soldiers!
R"Navy" Ruby
[dreamily] What a lovely sounding planet...
R"Leggy" Ruby
But we just... got here.
[dragging "Leggy" along] Let's go, newbie!
R"Eyeball" Ruby
[glares at the Gems for a moment, then speaks in a strained voice] Thank you...
[The Rubies re-enter their space pod and zip into space at hyperspeed]
Man... Rubies are dumb.
[Star iris closes in on Garnet's face as she smiles] Not all of them.
[Steven jumps higher into the sky while a Dhawar Airlines airplane passes by]
AHAir Hostess
[inside] The captain has turned on the seat belt sign. Looks like we got some boys in the sky ahead of us. Iʼd like to make a toast, but not only to Peridot, but to our sweet little girl… AMETHYST FLETCHER! Thank you and have a wonderful day. BEEP!
[Amethyst walks to the front door before looking at Steven up high in the sky]
Wait, can Steven fly? Yeah, I think I remember that. [enters house and closes front door; comes running back outside seconds later] No, no, I'm thinking of Lapis! Hey, Steven!! How did you learn how to fly?! I-I-I’m Amethyst Fletcher! The only way you should fly is that you’ll have a coupon! Not only to Woo Foo, right?
Amethyst! Go get help!
Whaaaaat?!!
Ugh, she can't hear me.
[jumps up high] Hey, Air Steve!
Amethyst, I need you to... [she falls back down] Dang, too slow. Better ask quicker.
[jumps up again] What'd you say?
I could really use your assistance dealing with the sudden appearance [she falls down]—aw, rats! [she jumps up again; Steven continues] —of a power previously was unbeknownst to me [she falls] which I can't control... Um... [she jumps up again, annoyed]
Dude, summarize!
Go get Garnet!
Bright sunny day don't cost nothing
Light summer breeze don't cost nothing
What do I do with all this money
When the only thing I want is you?
Palling around don't cost nothing
Singing a song don't cost nothing
How do I spend all this money?
I'd rather just spend time with you.
You could buy a house and a car
I guess that I can but I've already got a van
I could put you through college
But I'm with the Gems all the time!
Or I could buy you all the finest courses online.
What if we took a trip?
Do you think?
Yeah, I do! We could take a vacation
We could go somewhere new!
I was fine with the men
Who would come into her life now and again
I was fine 'cause I knew
That they didn't really matter until you.
I was fine when you came
And we fought like it was all some silly game
Over her, who she'd choose
After all those years, I never thought I'd lose.
It's over, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it over?
You won and she chose you, and she loved you and she's gone
It's over, isn't it, why can't I move on?
War and glory, reinvention
Fusion, freedom, her attention
Out in daylight, my potential
Bold, precise, experimental
Who am I now in this world without her?
Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her?
What does it matter, it's already done
Now I've got to be there for her son.
Why don't you talk to each other?
Why don't you talk to each other, just give it a try
Why don't you talk about what happened?
I know you're trying to avoid it, but I don't know why.
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