[After Ruby and Sapphire accidentally refuse into Garnet after the baseball game]
[laughs joyously for a moment] ... Whoops.
[angrily] THEY'RE GEMS!
[also angrily] WE'VE BEEN TRICKED!
[in quiet awe] What a turn of events...
[growls]
[confused] Huh? W-what?
[to the other Crystal Gems] Sorry, guys. The game is over.
That's it! Rubies... COMBINE!
[The five Rubies fuse into a giant Ruby and roar]
WAAAAAAIIIIIIIT!! WAIT! STOP! DON'T HURT THEM! [rushes out of the barn, trips twice, and runs the rest of the way on all fours, panting] Wait, oh please, please! It's me you're after, right? I'm not gonna stand by and let my friends fight my battles!
Awww, Peri loves us!
[squats down] Are you the Peridot assigned to the failed Earth mission?
[nervously] Not sure if "failed" would be the right word to--
Where is Jasper?
You're looking for... Jasper?
Correct!
Wait - but I'm the one who betrayed the mission! Who called Yellow Diamond a clod! The new leader of the Crystal Gems?!
What?
Tell us where Jasper, NOW!
Jasper... umm... we know where Jasper is! [Pearl nervously shakes her head]
Well?!
Uhhhhh....
[pointing to the sky] Neptune! She's on the planet Neptune!
[stares at them suspiciously for a moment, then smiles and shrugs] Well, why didn't you say so?
[Steven sighs in relief, and the Rubies unfuse]
We all here? One, two, three, four, aaaaand... HA! Five. [points to herself] To the planet Neptune!
Let's move out, soldiers!
[dreamily] What a lovely sounding planet...
But we just... got here.
[dragging "Leggy" along] Let's go, newbie!
[glares at the Gems for a moment, then speaks in a strained voice] Thank you...
[The Rubies re-enter their space pod and zip into space at hyperspeed]
Man... Rubies are dumb.
[Star iris closes in on Garnet's face as she smiles] Not all of them.
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