[At a wake being held for Daniel, O'Neill, frustrated and angry, has just broken a window on Gen. Hammond's car]
GHGen. Hammond
You know, that's my car, don't you?.
You should get that window fixed.
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[SG-1 are going through Daniel's things after he has been declared MIA]
[reading from Daniel's Abydos diary] "Col. O'Neill thinks I'm a geek. I have no idea how to get us back. I'll never get paid."
I'm not a big fan of that "bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog" stuff.
About that apartment...
Oh, you didn't!
The, um, day after the memorial service.
Memorial service?
Yeah. Colonel said some nice things.
H-he did. [pause] He did?
I am Hathor. You would be wise to unbind us and kneel before your goddess.
[looks down] Hello.
Hathor?
Yes.
You've heard of her?
Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll?
In a manner of speaking.
May we take your hand?
GHGen. Hammond
[suspiciously] Why?
We wish to kiss it. To bless you with fertility and joy.
Well, you can't pass that up, sir.
You, with the crown of marble!
[to Hammond] She might mean you, sir.
[Carter and Frasier sneak up on Gen. Hammond, and Carter knocks him out with the butt of her gun]
Yeah, my career is over.
Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this thing is over.
Great. So he can bring me up on charges.
OK on three. One...
(Teal'c walks straight through the door without waiting for the count)
[Carter is looking at the healed abdomen of O'Neill, who has no memory of past events]
Wow! It's a miracle!
Col. O'Neill (confused): Crunches.
[inspecting Goa'uld slime] Maybe we'll at least get a cellular level analysis on the Goa'ulds, maybe we'll even find some DNA information.
[uncomfortably] A lot of that will probably be mine.
Ew.
Yeah.
So, what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean, it is black, and it is a hole...
Well, it might be a black hole.
Okay. Let me put that a different way...
You can actually see matter spiralling towards it..
Actually, it's called the Accretion disc.
You can see why the local population would be afraid of i...What did you just say?!
It's just an astronomical term.
You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?
[to Teal'c] not initially...
You know, I wish you wouldn't say "harvest." We're talking about human beings, not brussels sprouts.
That's interesting. I wonder if everyone's coming from some religious event.
Why does it always have to be a religious thing with you? Maybe they're coming from a swap meet.
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