I like what they've done with the place.
I'm not so sure I like what the place has done to them.
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We're out.
[leaping out of the device] Whoa! Whew.
Wait. Didn't that seem just a little too easy?
Yes, it did. Let's go home.
What are you doing, Colonel?
Ah, I'm looking for the edges of a mask.
What?
You're obviously not the real General Hammond.
Sit down, Colonel.
I don't think so, bucko. The jig's up, we're on to ya.
What are you talking about?
We're still on P7J-989.
Oh, you betcha. This is just a new game brought to you by our good friend [Pats Hammond on the head] the Keeper.
Where are we going?
Back through the Gate to show them what their planet looks like... [gets confused] ...in our memories... before the virtual reality... Leave me alone!
This is real this time, isn't it?
GGamekeeper
[sternly, to the residents] Do not pull that!! You are ruining the garden! [turns to glare at O'Neill and Jackson] I told you they will ruin everything! First, the garden, next, the entire planet!
COCol. O'Neill and Jackson
[grinning] It's real.
[to Daniel](chuckles) Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it?
Carter's been having those... Goa'uld flashbacks of hers. She says if you don't stop using that... thing, you'll go to the dark side on us. If you haven't already.
Lately, I get this weird feeling when I'm near Teal'c.
Hey, who doesn't?
[to General Hammond] We had a nice time, Sir. Carter found some naquadah. Teal'c made some new friends, as usual. Daniel got engaged. And I, uh... I'm gonna hit the showers.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't care.
You can't use this anymore. It will be hard. Trust me. But you don't have to go through it alone.
You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, but we did destroy their de-Goa'ulding thing; might not they look unkindly on that?
The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
General, I gave the order.
I fired the staff at the machine.
And I... was there.
[Col. O'Neill and Teal'c are observing the Horus guards]
What's with the heads? They look like those guys who used to be with Ra back on Abydos.
They are Horus. They guard the family of Ra. These probably guard the Goa'uld Heru-ur.
And he'd be Ra's what? Cousin? Uncle?
He is the son of Ra and of Hathor.
[sarcastic] Nice pedigree.
HUHeru-ur
Kneel before your god!
OOlaf
My god is Thor! And he taught us to stand as equals!
HUHeru-ur
Your god cannot help you now. Only I can help you now. Strangers were seen coming through the Portal. Where are they? Answer! Answer!
OOlaf
Thor taught us to have no fear of death!
HUHeru-ur
But what did he teach you of pain?
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