I got it!
Hopefully it's not contagious.
“Fallen” · Season 7, Episode 1
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (9), Daniel Jackson (5), Samantha Carter (4), Jonas Quinn (2), Teal'c (1)
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[pointing to Teal'c] He is Jaffa.
No, but he plays one on TV.
[Jackson has turned up alive on an alien planet, but without his memory]
Do you not recognize us, Daniel Jackson?
I'm sorry.
[Jackson walks away. uncomfortable pause.]
Not even me?
Besides, who am I gonna tell? I mean, I don't, uh, I don't remember anybody, right?
Good one.
Thanks, Jim.
It's Jack.
Right.
All I know is that the place you're searching right now is not it.
So, where is "it"?
Did I just say "all I know"?
Everyone turn away.
Sir?
I want no witnesses.
All I'm saying... just for the record... this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with. [He turns and starts to leave the room]
Wackier than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302?
[As he walks out the door] Oh, yeah.
[Calling after O'Neill] Wackier than—than blowing up a sun?
[From the corridor, unseen] Yep!
[to Jonas and Daniel] ...He's probably right.
I thought we were going with Red Leader on this one.
[Col. O'Neill and Major Carter are testing out a new fighter, the X-302.
I want to see what this thing's made of.
I could tell you exactly, sir.
Another time, maybe. Please.
[Jonas and Jackson are searching the computer on a Goa'uld mothership, trying to find the location of the exhaust shaft O'Neill and Carter must hit to destroy the mothership and Jaffa are about to catch them]
Well, can't you do some kind of a... keyword search?
Yeah? For what? Achilles?
Well, that's good. I'm glad to see that your-your memory's finally coming back. Not to mention your razor-sharp wit, but why don't we try something like, uh... power-core venting?
[Dr. Frasier has just given Daniel his glasses.]
Oh, that's much better.
Do you recognize me now?
Your hair always been like that?
Like what? [Looks confused at Daniel and then at Dr. Frasier]
Never mind.
YTYounger Traveler
They say that they are friends.
ETElder Traveler
No one can be a friend, if you know not whether to trust them.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
ETElder Traveler
Enemies promises were made to be broken.
And yet honesty is the best policy.
ETElder Traveler
He that has too many friends has none.
Ah, but birds of a feather...
ETElder Traveler
I'm unfamiliar with that story. What lesson does it teach?
It has to do with flocking...and togetherness...and to be honest I'm not that familiar with the particulars myself.
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