How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?
“Foothold” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Teal'c (3), Samantha Carter (2), Harry Maybourne (1)
[O'Neill is in the infirmary for a post-mission checkup. A nurse approaches with a hypodermic, O'Neill watches dubiously as she prepares the needle.]
[to the nurse] Listen, really jam it in this time, okay? [makes stabbing motion]
Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?!
You sure you're up to this?
As always.
You're an animal.
What happened?
They self-destructed.
The destruction appears to be complete.
That's a lot of damage.
Coat of paint. A little touch-up… it'll be fine.
Those who escaped still possess the knowledge they obtained from being linked to your minds.
That's creepy.
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