Stargate Atlantis · Season 1
A Puddle Jumper is flying up from the planet. Sheppard's team is on board.
What the hell was that thing?
It just appeared out of nowhere.
And that shriek scared the crap out of me.
Kind of a ... flying monkey.
Flying monkeys! What is this, the planet of Oz?!
But the planet. Suitable for an Alpha site?
Yeah, perfect. Well, except from the monkey-like creature flying around, but I think we can handle that.
Monkey?
Yeah, McKay's got some photos. He'll show 'em to ya.
Did you say flying?
[Dr. McKay tweaks a system and tries to talk to Weir]
Elizabeth?
[in a deep male voice] Rodney?
Is it just me, or does "Elizabeth" sound a little different?
Amelia, I think I'm gonna risk heading down to breakfast before they check in. I just mean that it will probably take them some time to get to the camp, and then more time for Nichols to get back to the Gate and report.
[Woolsey pauses. Amelia looks at him blankly]
There's really no point in my telling you this.
Not really, sir.
Did you have some kind of itinerary planned?
Well, actually we’re gonna have a big feast first.
Last supper huh?
Well, suits your messiah complex.
True.
You're a good friend, Arthur.
[Both Sheppard and McKay look at each other, then bursts into laughter]
What is this place?
It's the Shrine of Talus.
That means nothing to me.
It's a planet of the Ancestors. We brought you here.
Thank you, Mr. Information! Look, since when did he become Ronon the Explainer? And why am I not in the Infirmary, huh? What, am I better?! [realises] I am better!
It is the gift of the Shrine, and from all of us who risked great danger to bring you here. One last chance to be with those you love.
And then what? [with no answer, he realises the answer] I die!?
With honour.
And dignity.
Yeah, well, screw that! I'll just stay here!
You have thrown an awful lot at me all at once.
That's life.
We're gonna have to find a way for me to operate on him right here.
Day six of the recordings of the progression of the Second Childhood
Jennifer, there's something I wanted to, while I remember, while I still can. There's something I wanted to say before...
Go ahead.
I, I, I love you. I've loved you for some time now. [pauses briefly] OK. Where was I?
I have enough anesthetic to put you out. You're not going to feel a thing.
Yeah, it's probably a hammer.
I wish you'd told me we'd be doing so much walking.
Did I forget to mention that?
Aye, you did. You also forgot to mention the fact that we'd be rappelling down the side of a mountain! My legs are seizing up.
Well, that's what happens when you do nothing for six months R&R.
Not to mention two months in a stasis pod, thank you.
Two months? Try 800 years. That'll give you rubber legs.
All right, we're going over to the next village to talk to some locals. You guys need anything, want anything?
Yeah. If you happen to pass a Starbucks, I'll take a grande triple sugar free vanilla latte.
Where's Porter?
We don't know.
That's great! All we need now is for the Prom Queen and the kid in the wheelchair to wander off and we're all set.
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