[wearing Asgard armor] Can you unzip me?
I'll go look for a can opener.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Turn over these outsiders and your lives will be spared. Resist...and you will all die together. The choice is yours.
Jervis taken care of?
He and his men have been locked up. They will not be giving us any more trouble. Though I do not think it was necessary to stun them.
Felt good, though.
Dr. McKay and Beckett are in a holding cell.
I've got lots of experience escaping from these things.
You do?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Been in this situation dozens of times, always figured a way out.
How, exactly?
Ah, let's see. Uh, last time, Teyla was posing as a Queen, so, um... you know, she had us released.
Not much chance of that happening.
No, I guess not.
How about the time before that?
Ronon's friend Tyre was pretending to be in league with the Wraith but really he was on our side so... he let us out.
I'm startin' to sense a pattern here. You've actually never really escaped from one of these cells on your own, have you?
First time for everything, right?
So, interested in anyone these days?
Me? No I'm no-I'm (stutters).
You're a terrible liar, Dr. McKay. Tell me, tell me, tell me.
[a "mission report" he's recorded] "Mission report: Michael invaded Atlantis, tried to blow it up, we stopped him. End of report."
[Re: Woolsey] Sometimes when I walk past his quarters at night, I can hear him crying.
What...Really?
No.
PDr. Parrish
Look at this, huh? It's a plant not unlike the begonia eiromischa!
[despairingly] Oh, God. Lorne warned me about this.
Come to think of it, I think it might have been those little green berries with the purple specks on them, because my tongue did seem a little bit numb afterwards ...
Yeah, FYI, this conversation ended six seconds ago.
Yeah, um, anyway, on the way back I had an idea.
Well, have a little lie down. It'll pass.
[Woolsey introduces Shen Xiaoyi to the technician team]
Hello there, Chet.
CChuck
It's Chuck.
Excuse me?
CChuck
It's Chuck, sir. My name is Chuck.
Oh, of course! Chuck. Chet's on the late shift.
CChuck
[after Woolsey leaves, irritated] There is no Chet!
You realize it's highly unlikely you're actually gonna find anything?
Well, then I will have wasted an hour of my time and you'll be able to tell me "I told you so." If, on the other hand, I do find something, perhaps they'll name something after me for a change. [he exits]
[Rodney pauses for a few seconds]
[going after Zelenka] Wait!
You'll think of something.
Really? What makes you so sure?
Because you're brilliant.
That's true! Doesn't mean I'm going to... wait a minute. What did you say? Why did you say that? What are you sick? Am I sick? What have you heard?!
Neat.
"Neat"?!
Yeah well, she caught me off guard, what did you want me to say? What would you have said?
Uh, "Weird."
I'm Doctor Rodney McKay! Difficult takes seconds, impossible, a few minutes!
Bill Nye, in the background, turns and looks at McKay, annoyed]
[McKay is trying to disengage from a conversation with Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson]
We'd better go get our seats.
[McKay and Dr. Keller leave. Tyson and Nye turn to watch them go]
NTNeil Tyson
No way they're dating.
Bill Nye makes a noise of agreement]
[to Tyson, referring to Dr. Keller] You're married, so...Dibs.
Bill Nye makes an appreciative sound while looking off-screen, obviously at Dr. Keller's butt]
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