[about the Jumper]
Is there anything I can do to help?
Stop talking, please.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Oh, I apologize for being the only person who truly comprehends how screwed we are!
Don't talk to me about screwed! And let's not give up on Markham and Stackhouse either. There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you've got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!
I'm sorry. It's just, um, I react to certain doom a certain way.
KDr. Kavanagh
I happily left the SGC. because I had had it up to here with the military running things; and you just busted me like a private.
Don't be so dramatic. Besides, the Air Force doesn't have privates.
KDr. Kavanagh
Neither do I. You just cut them off. Right in front of my research team.
That's what this is about? You're embarrassed?
KDr. Kavanagh
Well, humiliated would be a little more accurate.
I haven't worked up to humiliation yet.
[Rodney has one foot on the conference room table and is massaging it through his sock]
[Looking on in distaste] Could you please not do that here?
My foot is still numb, if you'll excuse me.
Well at least your mouth still works fine.
How could I possibly know that? What am I, Answer Man?
There's a command subroutine I've never seen before.
What is its function?
[exasperated] I don't know, because I've never seen it before!
W"Steve" the Wraith
When I am free, you will be the first that I feed upon.
[casually] Okie dokie. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
[the sensors have discovered a powerful energy field]
You think it's worth checking out?
Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilization.
So... you think it's worth checking out?
[sarcastically] I'm sorry. Yes. Energy field good.
[the ship begins to shake violently]
[seriously] Okay, maybe not.
What are we going to tell them, Teyla? "Listen, kiddies, everything you believe is wrong, and trust us because we've been here for-" [checks watch] "-almost an hour!"
Let's play a quiet game. Let's see who can be quiet the longest.
CCasta
I'm not a quiet person.
That's not quiet. That's talking.
CCasta
Well, I'm not a quiet person. I talk a lot.
CCasta
You're mean!
Thank you for finally noticing. [gets mad and starts to shake Casta] Oh, you wanna go? You wanna go do you?!
FFord
Okay [picks up Casta] You have a real gift with the kids. You do birthday parties?
Rodney! We can't just visit planets, take away their defenses, uproot their cultures and bring ‘em all back here to Atlantis!
If they have a ZPM, yes we can.
Oh my god! How morally superior you must feel!
No, no, no, no, he just doesn't like going through the Stargate.
He's worse than Dr. McCoy.
Who?
The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life.
You know we've been having these conversations for a couple of weeks now and I don't even know your name. You guys do have names right? Let me guess....Steve?
SWSteve the Wraith
I am your death. That is all you need to know.
I prefer Steve
C'mon, how often do you get to travel to an alien planet?
I was already on an alien planet!
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