[Sheppard's team investigates a strange Wraith device]
Is that what made all these people kill each other?
I hope so.
You hope so?
Otherwise, there are two bizarre things going on, and one is more than enough for me, thank you very much.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
How are Rodney and Teyla?
He shot me!
They're both fine.
You shot me!
[visibly upset] Yes, Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry!
You shot me, too.
I'm sorry for shooting everyone!!
GLGen. Landry
You’re just mad you didn’t get to fly the maiden voyage yourself.
General, I am quite fond of both maidens and voyages. I mean, put the two together and ...
GLGen. Landry
You’re not a test pilot any more, Jack.
[indignant] That’s what the President said.
Life isn’t fair – it’s just fairer than death.
Oscar Wilde?
The Princess Bride. Good movie.
That seems like a pretty big ship. You’re sure only sending one Jumper up to fend it off is the right thing to do?
HHelia
It is impossible for them to harm us.
I could use some enemies like that.
You should call her.
Who, Cadman?
You two did make a cute couple.
It didn't work out. May have something to do with our first kiss being through Rodney.
Oh, I thought we made a solemn vow never to speak of that again!
I remember no such thing.
GLGeneral Landry
Colonel Sheppard, I'm going to assume you're still at the Midway Station waiting for Dr. McKay to rewrite his macro. I understand what you're doing, Colonel - Hell, I'll even call it brave, but if you don't turn that ship around immediately and come back to the SGC, I'll see to it personally that your career in the military is-
[Sheppard slaps a button, disconnecting the communication]
That way I won't know what he was gonna say.
My turtles!
What?
I just bought some wee baby turtles and no one knows to feed them!
Well, turtles are pretty hardy. I’m sure they’ll be fine.
And they make good soup.
RRonan
Is he dead?
He's mostly dead!
Hey, if we keep this up, there won't be much of a city left to save.
I'll try to run the drones into your least favorite buildings...McKay!
It should be working!
Well, it's not working!
Look, if I give him any more power, he'll wake up and kill us all!
That sounded like another explosion.
[calmly] Yes. Yes, it did.
What does that mean?
[he looks at Woolsey in irritation] Something exploded.
Is that Dr. Weir I hear?
Yes, General, it's good to hear your voice too.
I didn't say it was good, Elizabeth. Please don't be offended as I express my surprise that Landry would send you on a mission like this.
Well, sir, General Landry didn't sanction this mission.
So am I to assume you're not surrounded by heavily armed SG teams and young, strapping Marines?
You've got myself, Sheppard, Teyla, Ronon, McKay, and Dr. Beckett.
[sarcastic] Oh, Dr. Beckett is it? Well, I'm comforted.
[whispering to Weir] What's that supposed to mean?
What were you doing in the flooded section of the city?
The backstroke. I think.
what are you planning?
Well, I was planning to retire. But man, is that overrated!
[O'Neill gets his mind probed by Talus]
[casually] Whatcha doin'?
Probing your mind.
[O'Neill looks around, seeing that a Stargate event horizon is circling Talus and him]
Kinda roomy, ain't it?
Your ability to resist is quite remarkable General O'Neill.
Well it isn't the first time I had a hand in my head, as t'were.
If you do not give me information, perhaps Richard Woolsey will.
Tell you what...you look around, and I'll tell you if you're getting warmer, or colder.
[Talus smiles]
Ah, there it is.
So, hot I guess, huh.
[Woolsey and O'Neill have just had their minds probed]
That was the worst thing I've ever experienced.
It gets worse!
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