Female Q quotes from Star Trek: Voyager

Chakotay

There's got to be some way to get back to the Continuum besides snapping your fingers.

Female Q

Hm. Well, there is one possibility, but somehow I don't think this rickety barge or your half-witted crew members are up to the challenge.

Tuvok

May I remind you, madam, that this "rickety barge" and its "half-witted" crew is your only hope at the moment.

Female Q

Take warp drive off line, then remodulate the shields to emit a beta-tachyon pulse and prepare to emit a series of focused anti-proton beams to the shield bubble.

Chakotay

...does this make any sense at all to you, B'Elanna?

(after Q stopped some Borg which his son created assimilating Janeway) We were just getting to the good part!

Q

If the Continnum's told you once, they've told you a thousand times. DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!!

Janeway

He needs to be parented.

Q

And how exactly am I supposed to do that? Q was the first child in the continuum, which makes me the first parent. I don't even know where to begin.

Janeway

You could start by spending time with him.

Q

Yugh!