Harry Kim quotes from Star Trek: Voyager

Harry Kim

[to Torres] I wouldn't take it personally. The Ferengi call it the five stages of acquisition: infatuation, justification, appropriation, obsession and resale.

Harry Kim

You [The Doctor] had a dinner date in Seven's body?!

Harry Kim

[Grabs it] I won't ask what you had to do to get this!

Harry Kim

Captain, there's something out there!

Kathryn Janeway

I need a better description than that, Mr. Kim!

Harry Kim

It just seems familiar.

Tuvok

Perhaps you are experiencing a paradoxical, state dependent, associative phenomenon.

Kathryn Janeway

Déjà vu.

Tom Paris

You shouldn't get your hopes up, Harry. No hopes, no disappointments.

Harry Kim

I'm not you.

The Doctor

[To Quarren] I want to see your version of what happened.

Tom Paris

We've already drained two phaser banks, and it hasn't did anything!

Tuvok

Perhaps if you looked at your console once in a while instead of chasing the female ensigns, you'd see otherwise.

Harry Kim

Tom's right; this war was supposed to be over in five minutes!

Chakotay

[To Tom Paris] You have a better idea, lieutenant?

Tom Paris

As a matter of fact, I do: fighter shuttles. A direct assault.

[To Tom Paris] Led by you? Good luck.

Tom Paris

Watch your mouth, hedgehog!

Chakotay

I haven't heard a single good idea.

Tom Paris

Then propose something, first officer! Earn your rank for once! [Chakotay punches Tom Paris in the stomach while Neelix, Harry Kim and Tuvok try to separate them]

Kathryn Janeway

Gentlemen... [the fight continues] Gentlemen! [Captain Janeway pulls her phaser out and shoots a console, which breaks the fight] Save it for the holodeck! We've got a war to fight. We've only been attacking the Kyrian military instillation--a mistake. We should target the general population.

Excellent idea, captain. I've examined the Kyrian genome and they'd be vulnerable to any number of biological weapons.

Kathryn Janeway

How soon could you have one ready?

Within the hour.

Kathryn Janeway

Dismissed.

Tom Paris

[nervous about getting into a stasis chamber] Why do they have to design these things like coffins?

Harry Kim

Should we replicate you a teddy bear?

The Doctor

So how did you get involved with Bonnie and Clyde [referring to Harry Kim and Chakotay] here?

Oh, I had an interest in Voyager for a long time.

Harry Kim

They're having sex. [referring to Tess and Chakotay]

Kathryn Janeway

Looks like we've got a guardian angel.

Kim

Oh, I wish I could believe that.

Janeway

Believe it. His name is Harry Kim.

The Doctor

I'm no time-travel expert, but can't we just call Voyager again? I mean the past isn't going anywhere.

Harry Kim

That's not going to help if we don't know WHAT to tell them.

Chakotay

"Shield Generators?"

Harry Kim

"Online."

Chakotay

"Plasma flow?"

Harry Kim

"Stable."

Chakotay

"Comm. link?"

Harry Kim

"Secure."

Chakotay

"Lunch?"

Harry Kim

"(pause) Salami sandwiches."

Tom Paris

Welcome to planet X.

Harry Kim

Ok, so what's the plan?

Tom Paris

Well this is the part where we defeat Chaotica's soldiers steal their uniforms and infiltrate the underground tunnels.

Harry Kim

Hey, I thought you said there were slave girls in this one.

Tom Paris

After we infiltrate the fortress of doom, we'll free Chaotica's harem.

Tom Paris

What I wouldn't give now for a Whoopee Cushion

Harry Kim

A What?

Tom Paris

Ancient technology.

Tom Paris

There's a creepy image. Reminds me of something out of Edgar Allan Poe.

Harry Kim

Looks like a vampire bat. You can make out the wings. Even the ears. What do you see, Tuvok?

Tuvok

[deadpan] Two Starfleet officers. With juvenile imaginations.

Harry Kim

Congratulations, buddy.

Tom Paris

Where did you hear the news [about B'Elanna's pregnancy] ? In the datastream from Earth?

Harry Kim

Actually, I think it was a transmission from the Borg.