Female Q quotes from Star Trek: Voyager

Q

(to Janeway) Has anyone ever told you you're angry when you're beautiful?

Q

[to Chakotay] Facial art. Ooh, how very wilderness of you.

Q

And when they did that, they were saying that the individual's rights will be protected only so long as they don't conflict with the state. Nothing is so dangerous to a society.

Q

Is it the tattoo? Cause mine's bigger!

Q

The Q didn't come into existence, the Q have always existed!

Female Q

What are you doing with that dog? [Janeway and Q look at Irish Setter puppy in Janeway's arms] I wasn't talking about the puppy.

Janeway

One thing you've never been is a liar.

Q

I think you've uncovered my one redeeming virtue! Am I blushing?

Q

[After noticing there were no men on the bridge] Say, is this a ship of the Valkyries? Or have you human women finally done away with your men altogether?

There was a slight accident.

Q

A slight one?

Q

[to Janeway] May I speak to you in your chambers, Captain?

Kathryn Janeway

You've been in my chambers enough for one visit.

Q

What? Humans aren't supposed to be in the Delta Quadrant for another hundred years.

I assure you, I had nothing to do with it.

Q

I know that you're probably asking yourself: why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?

Kathryn Janeway

Let me guess; no one else in the universe will have you?

Q

Nonsense! I could have chosen a Klingon Targ, a Romulan empress, a Cerelian microbe..

Kathryn Janeway

Really?! I beat out a single cell organism?! How flattering.

Kathryn Janeway

I don't see how a baby is going to end a war...?

Q

What the Continuum needs right now is an infusion of fresh blood, a new sensibility...

Q

Admit it, it has been a while..

Kathryn Janeway

And it's going to be a while longer!

Q

Foreplay with a Q can last for decades.

Kathryn Janeway

Sorry, but I'm busy for the next sixty or seventy years.

Q

Kathy, you can't leave. My cosmic clock is ticking. Besides, you have no idea what you're missing. Foreplay with a Q can last for decades.

Janeway

Sorry, but I'm busy for the next 60 or 70 years.

Q

Oh, I see, this is one of those silly human rituals. You're playing hard to get.

Janeway

As far as you're concerned, Q, I'm impossible to get.