Tom Paris quotes from Star Trek: Voyager

Tom Paris

If we don't get more power to the warp drive, we're going to have to get out and push.

Paris

Keep a lock on us, Voyager. If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam-out.

Paris

The ship might make it (at warp) without inertial dampers, but we'd all just be stains on the back wall.

Tom Paris

When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried.

Tom Paris

I feel like we've just been mugged.:(Because a pirate group of thieves basically transported all items of value on to their own ships):

Tom Paris

I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor.

Tom Paris

The Destructo Beam on my rocket ship can disable the death ray, but only if someone gets inside the Fortress of Doom and can shut down the lightning shield.

Tom Paris

Use grandiose language. He likes to be called sire. And it helps if you say things like, "The clever fiendishness of your evil plan is brilliant!"

Tom Paris

Take it from me: getting B'Elanna to control her temper is like convincing a Ferengi to leave his estate to charity.

Tom Paris

Oh, now let's see. For those of us keeping score, Harry Kim has fallen for a hologram, a Borg, the wrong twin, and now the dearly departed.

Do you always fly at women at warp speed?

Tom Paris

Only when they're in visual range.

Tom Paris

[Talking to the replicator] Tomato soup.

There are 14 varieties of tomato soup available in this replicator: with rice, with vegetables, Bolian style, with pasta, plain...

Tom Paris

Plain.

Specify hot or chilled.

Tom Paris

[annoyed] Hot! Hot, plain, tomato soup!

Paris

Captain, I think I should tell you I've never actually landed a starship before.

Janeway

That's all right, Lieutenant, neither have I.

B'Elanna Torres

I have to tell you the truth. I...I love you. (pause) Say something.

Tom Paris

Well, you've picked a great time to tell me.

Tom Paris

Hmm, no wonder, acute functional dyspepsia.

Neelix

What's that?

Tom Paris

Heartburn.