The DoctorSticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
A character in Star Trek: Voyager
Played by Robert Picardo
Star Trek: Voyager · 289 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Star Trek: Voyager: in 59 of its 289 quotes
Most scenes with: EMH Mark II (8), B'Elanna Torres (6), Seven of Nine (5)
The DoctorSticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
The DoctorWhat am I supposed to do? Lead a revolt with a gang from Sandrine's? Conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevara? I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent...maybe I could access a tactical database, teach myself guerrilla warfare.
The Doctor(to Suder) One hologram and one sociopath may not be much of a match for the Kazon, but it will have to do.
The DoctorHe's a sick man. This is where sick people come.
[The patient dies.]
The DoctorHe's a very sick man.
The DoctorYou're in perfect physical shape, Mr. Paris. You may go ahead and engage in this reckless activity.
The DoctorComputer, can I access this ship's EMH program... or do I need some kind of clearance for THAT, too?
The Doctor[After seeing the EMH Mark II try to crawl into the Prometheus's Jeffries Tube backwards] Traditionally, one crawls in head first.
[Starfleet officers transport aboard]
The DoctorWelcome to the Prometheus... about time.
The Doctor[To Quarren] You’ve portrayed us as monsters: the captain is a cold-blooded killer, the crew is a gang of thugs and I am a mass-murderer!
The DoctorIn that book which is my memory, on the first page of the chapter that is the day when I first met you appear the words: Here begins a new life.
The DoctorI'm a doctor, not a battery.
The Doctor(sung to Tuvok and crew to the tune of La donna è mobile)
Tuvok I understand,
you are a Vulcan man,
you have just gone without,
for seven years about.
Paris please find a way,
to load a hypospray,
I will give you the sign,
just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging!
Synapses blazing!
It's all so veeeeeeeeeeeryy, illogical!
Illogical! Iiiiiiiiiiiill– Illogical!"
The DoctorThe Vulcan brain: a puzzle wrapped inside an enigma housed inside a cranium.
The DoctorFrom the moment our ship arrived in the sky, they've been trying to make contact. Our presence has encouraged invention. Religion, science, art, even children's toys. They're all variations on a single theme: Voyager.
The DoctorI feel I've accomplished all I can here. Oh, there's the occasional medical mystery that challenges my programming, but mostly, it's become routine. And frankly, I feel my talents are often taken for granted. But when I'm standing on that stage performing, and I see those rapt faces in the audience... I feel I finally know what it's like to be made of flesh and blood...it makes me feel appreciated... even loved - not for what I've been programmed to do; but for who I've become.
Kathryn JanewayKate Mulgrew · 80 quotes
Tom ParisRobert Duncan McNeill · 43 quotes
TuvokTim Russ · 34 quotes
Seven of NineJeri Ryan · 33 quotes
ChakotayRobert Beltran · 31 quotes
B'Elanna TorresRoxann Dawson · 29 quotes
Female QSuzie Plakson · 19 quotes
Harry KimGarrett Wang · 18 quotes
NeelixEthan Phillips · 17 quotes
EMEMH Mark II10 quotes
ZHDr. Zimmerman hologram4 quotes
IchebManu Intiraymi · 4 quotes
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