Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp, soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, crispy lemon rock candy, chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! HOT!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Sorry, you can't come with us. That move you pulled in the mess hall proves you don't belong in the Redshirts.
Hey, my friend was in trouble.
You made a fool of yourself to make a bug laugh. It was shameful.
Alright, you know what's shameful? Trying to build a persona by copying other captains. You think Riker did that? You guys are wasting your time on this Redshirt stuff. Be your own captains!
Cute speech. I'm sure it'll play great on the lower decks.
STShaxs, to Casey
New shift on deck. Get out of my chair! And go clean up Airlock 17. Pakled did something unspeakable in there.
AArmus
When I find you, I'm gonna kill you with a flake of my power! I am a skin of evil!
More like a puddle of *bleep*!
AArmus
DAMN YOU!!!
Mr. Rutherford, you're with me. It's time to prove to my mother that I'm more than a royal stud.
So you'll really turn down working on a whole new engine?
Well, it would be nice to see how the other half channels their antimatter.
How are you excited for giant, nightmarish centipedes?
Mother! If you're planning on tricking me into intercourse, think again. The only lady I love is two decks tall and pumped full of dilithium.
Man, I'm not cut out for this.
But you fix the Cerritos all the time.
Yeah, but this is different. We're talking about a fancy cruiser stuffed with fancy monarchs.
I'm going to tell Billups he should use someone else.
No, you belong there as much as anyone else. You need to get outside your comfort zone.
But I love my zone. It's so comfortable!
I don't know why I keep giving alien street food a chance. It's always such a gamble.
Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers?
Uh, they take two hands.
Hysperia? That's the planet with the dragons that got colonized by all those Ren Faire types! Did you grow up in a castle?
Yes. But a life of mythical adventure can't compare to working on the old impulse engine.
By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity, then I automatically become king. I'd have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne.
Good thing the replicator's still intact. Computer, iced tea, splash of lemonade, cold.
CComputer
Licorice, dry.
Great. The least nutritious food that tastes the most like poison.
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