NPNurse Papandrao
You left the lights on in your car.
You're joking.
NPNurse Papandrao
No, sir.
That's impossible.
NPNurse Papandrao
It's true.
Don't be ridiculous!
S3 E18Any Portrait in a Storm
S3 E19Red, White, Black and Blue
JHJoan Halloran
I'm sorry Dr. Craig. It's out of our hands.
Who's my replacement?
JHJoan Halloran
Oliver London.
Oliver London? The man couldn't carve his initials in a desk! I'm calling my congressman.
S3 E21Murder, She Rote
Excuse me, Dr. Craig.
Yeah?
We lost one of your patients, Florence Hufnagel.
Where is she?
In here, on her way to the morgue.
What happened?
Cardiac arrest.
Why haven't her test results been charted? We have ward clerks up the wazoo, but you can't get a simple blood test back from the lab before high noon?
Well, the doctors didn't seem to know what caused the heart attack. Though my guess is it was brought on by the bed.
The bed, what bed?
Well, Miss Hufnagel was found... Well, she had been swallowed up by the bed.
[Auschlander laughs as all four exit the elevator] I don't think it's so damn funny.
I'm not laughing, I'm really not. It's tragic.
Wait till the hospital gets slapped with a lawsuit for shoddy equipment.
Take my word, Ehrlich, the scar's right where you left it.
Hey babe, please. I'm the medico here, okay? [Trying to look at Shirley's scar] So let's undo mister bow, pull the gown back, and take a peak.
Your hands are cold.
Yes, but my smile is warm.
[Grabs Ehrlich's hand and shoves it] And the traverse stops here.
Easy. I know it's not the cleanest appendectomy of the New Year, but consider the incredible pressure I was under. You, a demented killer, we almost dated once. I have great difficulty excising a vestigial organ, knowing that right around the bend, it's a cervical us. Trust me, Citizen Kane's dying thought wasn't a fond remembrance of a childhood sled, okay?
I don't mind the scar. Besides, I'm not planning on logging any bikini time for a while.
Surely they won't send you to prison. Will they, Shirley?
Eventually. Until then, I got to find a job.
Okay, embroider pillows. It's a growing cottage industry, you're home alone, no one gets hurt.
My lawyer scheduled a meeting with Auschlander, trying to get me reinstated in emergency.
If you need a character reference, let me know. Despite what anybody may have told you, I've always been in your corner.
I know your heart's in the right place. So was Peter White's.
I got to go.
Cause if it wasn't, I'd have had to pull a trigger a third time, and blast a hole through his skull.
[Coughing] I got to go. I'll talk to you.
S3 E24Cheers
CTCarla Tortelli
What do you want?
I think I'd like something light, maybe you could suggest an aperitif?
CTCarla Tortelli
What do I look like? A sommelier?
CCCliff Clavin
So, you three are of the medical persuasion, yeah? Because we all earn our income through the generosity of the federal government perhaps a little free attention is in order here. I got a pain in my arm.
It's probably from slinging back all those mugs of beer all day long. No wonder the mail never gets delivered.
CTCarla Tortelli
Hey, hey, hey where ya goin'? I brought you a Shirley Temple.
For your information lady, I'm not drinking because I have a delicate operation to perform in the morning.
CTCarla Tortelli
Fitting someone for a body bag?
[to Westphall and Auschlander] Stiff her but good.
Dr. Craig, you're Episcopalian, is there a minimum income requirement to join?
Will you stop being a moron?
What are you doing?
I'm looking for the messiah.
And I'm beginning to think that you're a 100% certifiable chuckle head.
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