Dr. Samuels quotes from St. Elsewhere

Dr. Samuels

He's not dead until I say he's dead!

Dr. Samuels

Yeah, next thing you're going to want to know how to pick up girls. Right?

That's easy. You tell them what they want to hear.

Dr. Samuels

I didn't teach him that. I swear. It's intuitive.

Dr. Cavanero

[upon noticing Ben's cut lip] What happened to you?

Dr. Samuels

Well, today, I learned that Craig can't take a joke and I can't take a punch.

Dr. Samuels

You still don't forgive me for leaving you?

Oh, I forgive you, sure. It's a lot harder to forget.

Dr. Kochar

[looking at woman on operating table] She doesn't look like a prostitute.

Dr. Samuels

Come on, Vijay. We're all selling something. It's just a matter of setting the price.