AAbby
Danny, of all the psychological problems you have, and they are myriad, not being able to pronounce Yevgeny Kafelnikov isn't one of them.
Then why can't I pronounce it?
AAbby
Because it's a hard name to pronounce.
S2 E6Shane
S2 E7Kyle Whitaker's Got Two Sacks
Stand there. I'm gonna sack you.
Okay, I need just another moment of your time, then you can go back to being crazy.
My brother can beat up your brother.
My brother's a grad student in comparative literature. My mother could beat up my brother.
S2 E8The Reunion
I love you, Danny. You're the best.
Hang on.
What?
I thought I was the best.
Things change.
S2 E9A Girl Named Pixley
Honesty for Pixley!
Any new word?
He's still alive if that's what you're asking.
Oh, man.
Dana!
Hey, you think there's any chance he was gay?
Dana!
It would make a better story.
He's on his death bed.
I am about to make this man the most famous 7th place archer in the history of sports. I think the very least he can do is die in a timely manner... and be gay.
S2 E10The Giants Win the Pennant, The Giants Win the Pennant
"Momentarily" does not mean "in a moment."
CChris
Here's two dissolving to three.
It means "for a moment."
Yes.
That makes me crazy.
We've been wondering what the source was.
The one that he wanted was you anyway.
Wanted?
All this is doing is making him feel a lot less like the man he is, which is why he left Lisa in the first place. I know what he wants, and I gotta say, he's done a pretty good job of going after it, which isn't, like, the most natural thing in the world for Casey to do. And I know what you want, and all I've seen you do is hide behind this psychotic behavior all dressed up as cute. He wanted you, and he told you every possible way he could. You've just been hanging out in the men's room.
S2 E11The Cut Man Cometh
Who knows more than we do about boxing?
Boxers.
Besides them.
Boxing experts.
Besides them.
Boxing fans.
Besides them.
No one.
Damn straight!
A famous monk once said, "I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think that the fact that I want to please you, pleases you."
But you would have preferred a book of famous monk quotations...
No, you put some thought into me. What could be a greater gift?
I look like an idiot.
Added bonus.
S2 E12The Sweet Smell of Air
You're letting him make you crazy.
I'm not letting him make me crazy. I haven't given him permission or anything. He does it all by himself.
[after Casey makes a presentation for his son's class]
What did you do?
I did what I do, Dan. I did what I do.
You screwed up your romantic life in front of fifth-graders?
S2 E13Dana Get Your Gun
You can have my first-born son, just take tomorrow night's show.
So I'd have to work tomorrow and raise your child?
This girl named Lillian I just met said I dress like her father.
You do dress like her father.
You know Lillian's father?
I don't have to know Lillian's father.
You're asking me for a favor and mocking me at the same time?
S2 E14And The Crowd Goes Wild
You can't see anything right now, can you?
No.
You're just typing gibberish.
Yes.
Okay.
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