MY LEG is really stressing out, Dr. Charley Horse.
[examining Fred's leg] Hmm. Uh-huh. [twists Fred's leg and bite it] You're right, Fred. It's so tense, but I've got just the remedy. Take off your shoes and follow me.
[wearing a gas mask] So far this plan stinks.
This is no time to be smelling stinks, Patrick. I need to protect FRED'S LEG, and I can't do it alone.
The only way to relax YOUR LEG is to walk on... hot coals. [removes the rug]
Hot coals!?
[SpongeBob goes to protect Fred while Patrick hides in a sock.]
Now, Fred, close your eyes, and repeat after me the ancient mantra, "My feet are cold, my feet are cold…"
'My feet are cold.'
My feet are cold. [stretches his foot out over the hot coals, but SpongeBob lays himself underneath] My feet are cold. [walks on top of SpongeBob as he burns] My feet are cold.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
My feet are cold. Whoa! [falls on the hot coals] My butt!
[his voice gets higher and starts to shrink as he walks on the hot coals] Oh! My feet are cold, my feet are cold, my feet are cold, my feet are cold…! [disappears; forms a word above the coals and whispers] Transcendence.
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