MY LEG is really stressing out, Dr. Charley Horse.
CHDr. Charley Horse
[examining Fred's leg] Hmm. Uh-huh. [twists Fred's leg and bite it] You're right, Fred. It's so tense, but I've got just the remedy. Take off your shoes and follow me.
[wearing a gas mask] So far this plan stinks.
This is no time to be smelling stinks, Patrick. I need to protect FRED'S LEG, and I can't do it alone.
CHCharley Horse
The only way to relax YOUR LEG is to walk on... hot coals. [removes the rug]
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
Hot coals!?
[SpongeBob goes to protect Fred while Patrick hides in a sock.]
HDr. Horse
Now, Fred, close your eyes, and repeat after me the ancient mantra, "My feet are cold, my feet are cold…"
FHFred and Dr. Horse
'My feet are cold.'
My feet are cold. [stretches his foot out over the hot coals, but SpongeBob lays himself underneath] My feet are cold. [walks on top of SpongeBob as he burns] My feet are cold.
My feet are cold. Whoa! [falls on the hot coals] My butt!
HHorse
[his voice gets higher and starts to shrink as he walks on the hot coals] Oh! My feet are cold, my feet are cold, my feet are cold, my feet are cold…! [disappears; forms a word above the coals and whispers] Transcendence.
Aww, gee, some guys get all the lucky breaks. [kicks an empty can in SpongeBob's face]
[pulls the can off his face] At least you know that YOUR LEG'S perimeter is secured.
I know. I just miss being at the hospital.
Ooh! [leans closer to listen]
[whispers] I'm in love with a nurse.
Ooh, you're in love with a nurse? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Fred, I've got an idea. Why don't we hurt YOUR LEG so you can be reunited with your lady fair?
Let's do it, and we should step on it. It's almost time for her break.
I'd say it's almost time for your break.
[sighs] Thank you, SpongeBob. If it wasn't for you, I never would have made it back to my angel goddess.
Oh, don't thank me, Fred. YOUR LEG did all the heavy lifting. I can't wait to meet this angel goddess of yours.
Well, wait no longer, SpongeBob. Hello, Nurse Bazooka!
NBNurse Bazooka
Sponge bath time!
You know, this reminds me of a song. [sings] ♪ When I met you, my fingers went numb and my arms were all aloof.
But I tripped over your heart.
And now, my loneliness went poof.
Because... my leg is in love!
Hey, my leg is in love!
Like an old, snug shoe that fits like a glove!
My leg is in love!
Wow, my leg is in love!
Through my femur to the marrow is where Cupid shot an arrow!
So, my leg is in love!
Whoa! My leg is in love!
My calves are getting restless!
My quads are going crazy!
I'm in love with a nurse, and I think her name is Daisy! ♪
NDNurse Daisy Bazooka
[blushes] Me?
CChorus
♪ His leg is in love!
Yeah! His leg is in love! ♪
Yeah, my leg! ♪
CChorus
♪ His leg is in love! ♪
