Fred and SpongeBob in “My Leg!”

Fred

Aww, gee, some guys get all the lucky breaks. [kicks an empty can in SpongeBob's face]

SpongeBob

[pulls the can off his face] At least you know that YOUR LEG'S perimeter is secured.

Fred

I know. I just miss being at the hospital.

SpongeBob

Why?

Fred

Well, secretly...

SpongeBob

Ooh! [leans closer to listen]

Fred

[whispers] I'm in love with a nurse.

SpongeBob

Ooh, you're in love with a nurse? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Fred, I've got an idea. Why don't we hurt YOUR LEG so you can be reunited with your lady fair?

Fred

Let's do it, and we should step on it. It's almost time for her break.

SpongeBob

I'd say it's almost time for your break.