We have to share these with everybody! [cuts to inside the Krusty Krab]
No, SpongeBob. We are not handling out anything free for every purchase. Even the smiles here cost a nickel.
Aw, why not, Mr. Krabs?
Hahaha. Because, SpongeBob. Fortune cookie fortunes are always lame and they never come true.
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