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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 9

Plankton and Mr. Krabs in “Lame and Fortune”

I guess I didn't really think that through.

I figured the funeral fortune was phony, Plankton.

Oh, yeah?! What are you going to do about it, Eugene?

Nothing, Sheldon. [holds a fortune cookie] Here, have a fortune cookie. [gives Plankton the fortune cookie]

[opens fortune cookie and starts reading the fortune teller] Eh. "You will go on a long voyage where you will get everything you deserve." [gets picked up by Mr. Krabs] Hey!

[the ending follows to a Chinese restaurant where Plankton pops out of a fortune cookie and is avoiding the chopsticks.]

Ahh! Hey! [gets grabbed by the chopsticks] Ooh! Mommy! [a chomping noise is heard]

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