[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone] They're pretty!
[shrieks] Patrick!
And SpongeBob!
What are you two doing here?
Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! [points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]
[yelling] STOP EATING MY KELP! [shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]
Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!
Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
Hmm, yeah.
Then have some more! [sprays the ice cream]
[falls over when the ice cream gets bigger] Whoa! Oof!
Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?
Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!
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