Sandy, Mr. Krabs and others in “What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?”

Sandy

Listen up, y'all! I got a plan to bring back SpongeBob.

You do?

Sandy

Yup, and it involves this. [shows a device] It'll track any sponge within a 50-mile radius.

Squidward

So, you're saying this thing can actually find SpongeBob? [holds the device]

Sandy

You got it, Squid Cakes, but it's gonna take all of us to find-- [Squidward smashes the device with a mallet]

[gasp]

Squidward

[holding the mallet while panting heavily like a maniac] Oops, I dropped it.

[becomes infuriated that his nose inflates and bursts like a balloon, with a large amount of water coming out of it] Mr. Squidward! This device was me last chance to get this place back into ship shape! And since you destroyed it, I am ordering you to find SpongeBob!

Squidward

[laughs] I wouldn't seek out that twit for all the leotards of the sea.

If you don't find him, you'll be out of a job forever.

Squidward

Ha! Is that your version of a threat?

Oh, Squidward, don't forget your retirement gift.

Squidward

Mr. Krabs, I am not interested in any---- [gasps] Is that a handcrafted, jewel-encrusted, ornamental egg? That'll complete my collection! [he runs to the egg] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Krabs!

[stops Squidward, who falls to the floor] Not so fast! Bring back me number-one fry cook first.