Cheesehead, Steve and others in “What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?”

Whoo, I live in a dump! [bumps into a green fish]

Hey, watch where you're stepping!

Sorry, sir, I was just--

I know what you was doing, you was doing the old "bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets and take his change" routine! Well, it ain't gonna work this time! You want money? Get a job, you deadbeat.

I'm a jobless deadbeat? What a sad existence I don't remember I lead. [fade to black. Cut back to him. His tummy is grumbling] Ooh, seems like I'm running on empty. [checks his pockets and sighs] Not a penny to my name. Aw, I guess if I want to fill the hole in my gut, I'll need to find a job somewhere. [notices a bank sign that says "Help Wanted"] Help wanted?