Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?
We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
[simultaneously] We're so sorry!
[looks at dollar again] And then did you draw on it with crayon?! [dollar has a smiley face and two dollar signs drawn on with green crayon]
[holding green crayon while SpongeBob stares at him] I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
Alright boys, you know what I've gotta do now?!?
You mean our butts?
Can I use mine one last time?
[takes the dollar off the frame, licks it, and sets it back; the paint has washed off] There we go, good as new. [SpongeBob and Patrick stammer "but" nonstop] Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva. [laughs]
Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs! You told us the paint was permanent, so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!
Nah, I just like to mess with ya! [laughs as SpongeBob and Patrick grimace and leave in disgust; Mr. Krabs ends up spitting while laughing, washing off all the paint on the walls] Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
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