[standing by a washing machine] Did it work?
[comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, in his hands; he also has a bra on his head] Nope.
[sanding the dollar in Patrick's hand] Did it work? [Patrick's hands are gone]
Nope.
[uses a fire hose to shoot a massive stream of water at Patrick, who screams in pain offscreen] Did it work?
[holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the water, except for the part blocked by his arms] Nope.
[The camera pans along various tools that apparently failed at the task. Meanwhile, SpongeBob is beating up the dollar, but Patrick takes the hits] Oof! Oof! Oof! [later shows SpongeBob with a baseball bat and Patrick with a black eye and neck brace, still holding the dollar]
Nothing's working!
Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! [walks over to a computer] We have technology! [picks up the computer and angrily grunts as he smashes it on the dollar]
It didn't work.
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