Yeah, I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.
Hmmm... what about that guy? [points at a muscular fish]
[gasps and stammers] I, uh... [laughs] don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody. I mean, not like... that guy! [points at Patrick]
Who, me?
Yeah, you! Standing there all smiling and whatnot... Somebody oughta teach you some manners!
Okay, but I must warn you: I happen to be a world championship... uh... [reading his hand] "...kick...box...er." [winks and gives a thumbs-up]
I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davey Jones! You're going down, Tubby!
[record scratch, tears up] "Tubby"...? [Growls viciously as SpongeBob is nervous] NOBODY CALLS ME "TUBBY"!!!!! [punches SpongeBob in the face, giving him a black eye]
Wait, Patrick! You're supposed to let me win, remember?
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