Hey, what about me? I was in that scrap.
Ho ho, I saw you running. when you get in a real fight, then we'll talk.
Well then, I guess it's time to take it up a notch. [spins his legs, then his arms, trying to snap his fingers, but they're cracked in half; cut to SpongeBob showing his broken fingers, he cries and runs off, Scene cuts to SpongeBob with his fingers in a bowl of ice cream in a banana split, whimpering]
Care for another sundae, weenie?
[jumps angrily] I am not a weenie!
Relax, you're among friends. [raises his drink]
My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's. [scroll over to Patrick in the seat next to him]
You tell 'em, SpongeBob! [sips his drink]
Patrick, what're you doing here?
I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Actually, they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday.
And besides, today's Monday.
Oh, so it's Mega Weenie Monday?
Uhh, that's now on Sunday.
Barnacles!
Super Weenie Hut Jr's has a Mega Weenie Monday.
Uhh, no, you're thinking of Monster Weenie Monday.
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