DDrifter
[looks like SpongeBob; has a cool black wig] What's shakin', my man?
Not much. Say, haven't I seen you before?
DDrifter
Doubt it. I'm a drifter, just blew into town. Heard your club was pretty tough, thought I'd check it out.
Nice try, kid. I know it's you.
DDrifter
What're you talking about? [Reg pulls his hair, but it's real hair]
[pulls the drifter's hair, but it's his real hair] Aha!
[enters, wearing a rainbow afro clown wig] Hey, everybody, what's goin' on?
[Reg tries to fix the drifter's hair]
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