[The episode begins at night at the Krusty Krab. It's closing time.]
Ah, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery. Where it will be closing time right about...
[switches the "Open" sign to "Closed"] Now! 8 o'clock! [takes off his Krusty Krab uniform hat] So long, suckers! I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is [pulls out his clarinet] Clarinet. [Tom shows up at the door and knocks on it, causing Squidward to drop his clarinet] What?
Are you open?
[points to the sign] Read the sign.
[ignores him] I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
No, you won't. I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life!
Well, fine, if you don't want my money!
Money?! [Mr. Krabs falls from the ceiling on top of Squidward] You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?
[pulls out cash; Incidental 49, Incidental 30, and Incidental 85 appear behind him] Sure.
Mr. Squidward, [tears up the "Closed" sign] welcome to the night shift. From now on, [he puts a spare Krusty Krab uniform hat on Squidward's head] the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.
[gets up] What?! [crowd of fish barge in cheering and tramples Squidward]
[gasps] Wow! Now we never have to stop working!
[gets up again] Mr. Krabs.
See ya in the mornin', boys! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. [leaves]
Mr. Krabs!
Isn't this great Squidward? Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours, and then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working. It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and we'll be covered with grease! [jumps on cash register counter] Are you ready to rock, Squidward?!
No.
Good! 'Cause we've got customers!
[hands a customer a baseball bat] Here. Please hit me as hard as you can.
Psst, Squidward. I'm working in the kitchen... [laughs] at night.
[takes hat off; leans head on counter] Don't hold back.
[cuts to SpongeBob in kitchen] Hey Squidward. Guess what, I'm chopping lettuce... at night. [cuts to SpongeBob in the bathroom wiping it clean with himself] Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night. [cuts to SpongeBob at the grill picking up spatula, misses the spatula and hits the grill] Ow! I burned my hand! At night. [cuts to SpongeBob walking on the counter] Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-night-na-night! NIGHT!
WILL YOU PLEASE?! [hands SpongeBob a bag of garbage] Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash.
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