Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. [laughs evilly] Ohh, sorry. Everyone having fun. Well, almost everyone.
[At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is washing dishes in the kitchen. The door creaks open and SpongeBob jumps in surprise.]
Huh? Who's there?
[The door creeks open some more as SpongeBob goes back to washing some dishes. He turns around and sees 3 pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. SpongeBob speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes.]
Ok, Mr. Krabs, the dishes are done, I’m leaving! [tries running out but Mr. Krabs stops him in his tracks]
Hold on! Don’t you want to hear my annual scary story?
No thank you, Mr. Krabs. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?
Aye, the worst monster of them all.
Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?
True as the deep blue.
Okay, maybe just a little.
Have a seat, me boy. [sits on a log. Mr. Krabs puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Dutchman descends on Bikini Bottom, in a pirate ship, just like... this! [holds up a Krabby Patty] Only bigger!
Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?
Like I was saying, The Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people’s souls. [holds up a pickle]
Do souls look like pickles?
Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them...in his soul bag.
[Drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Krusty Krab" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. Mr. Krabs laughs evilly while Squidward appears behind SpongeBob in a pirate suit.]
I’ve come for your pickle.
[SpongeBob sees Squidward from behind him and jumps up shrieking.]
Ha! Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year! [he and Squidward both laugh]
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