[holds scissors in his right hand a has a puppet on his left hand] SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost! Oooh, scary.
That is it, Patrick.
What’s it?
What’s the difference between that ghost and me?
[concentrates] No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME! DON'T TELL ME! I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THIS! DON'T TELL ME! DON'T TELL ME! DON'T TELL ME! Okay, tell me.
I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary.
[SpongeBob is now sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Patrick has goggles on.]
Okay, are you ready?
[shows paper ghost] Remember, like this.
[razors off SpongeBob’s sides] Are you sure you want to do this?
Shave me down, make me round!
[uses one of SpongeBob’s sides to wipe off sweat from his forehead] Alright, let’s get to it.
[Patrick razors off more of SpongeBob Cut to later, SpongeBob is now a round ghost]
What do you think?
Perfect. Now that’s scary! [Patrick puts on his funny glasses] Let’s go scare somebody.
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