Today's first lesson will be turning...
[whispers to SpongeBob] 24 : [they laugh quietly, Mrs. Puff stops writing on the board for a second, then keeps writing]
[holding in laughter] Patrick.
[also holding in laughter] What?
I thought of something funnier than 24.
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]
That's enough! Young one, this is your first day, so I will let you off with a warning. As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more from a good noodle. Pay attention!
Now then, turning: What every driver should know, when you are turning it's important to signal at least 20 feet from the turn pushing the drivers behind you.
[gasps upon seeing Patrick's ugly drawing of Mrs. Puff] "Big Fat Meanie"?? Patrick, you can't do that! She's the teacher!
What about the teacher? [grabs Patrick's drawing of her. She then appears identical to Patrick's drawing in anger] As if I really look like this?! SpongeBob, I believe you know the punishment for two classroom disruptions!
I’m sorry, SpongeBob, but if one wishes to be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle.
I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!
You will get this star back when you earn it.
Nooo! [Mrs Puff removes his star while he jumps up and down on his chair, hits his head on the desk.]
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! [The star gets removed and SpongeBob faints on the floor]
Mrs. Puff, is it nap time?
SpongeBob, I've have enough of your nonsense. Now, let me see, collect your things, and move to the available desk somewhere in the back of the room.
Because the Big Fat Meanie said so. Now go.
[mad] Thanks a lot, Patrick.
Sure thing, buddy. [SpongeBob walks to the back. His classmates are staring at him]
Well, I guess I can be a good noodle from back here... [Mrs. Puff's voice is receding as SpongeBob tries to listen from the back] It's so hard to hear! What kind of student sits back here anyway? [reads the writing on the desk] 'Skool is 4 Chumps'? [shivers] Where am I?
[whispering] Psst, SpongeBob?
[to himself] Just ignore him, SpongeBob, if you can.
[to himself] Whatever you do, don't look at him.
Psst, SpongeBob! [throws ball of paper] Psst, SpongeBob! [throws a book at SpongeBob] SpongeBob? [spits a bunch of spitballs on SpongeBob's face] SpongeBob? Psst, over here. I'm trying to tell you something. Something important!
[covered in spitballs] What...?!
HIIIIIIIIII?!?! [growls, removing all the spitballs, then stops when he sees Mrs. Puff angry, covered in the spitballs]
Perhaps this would be a good time for recess.
In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle... to Bad Egg! It's all Stupid Patrick's fault. I'd hate you, Patrick.
I'd hate you no matter what!
Yeah? Well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
I'd hate you even if that made sense!
I'd hate you even if you were me! That's how much I'd hate you!
I'd hate you, even if, uhh... Um, I'd hate you... [points to Roger's tank] even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out. [The camera quickly pans over to where SpongeBob is pointing. Quite suddenly, the light bulb flickers, and then burns out and the electricity crackles]
[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at Roger for about 30 seconds, panting and trying to ignore one another for attention, but then Roger freezes and both begin to progressively whimper a little louder until they can't take it anymore.]
I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU A STUPID STAR!!!!!!
I'M SORRY I GOT YOU IN TROUBLE, AND GOT YOU MOVED TO THE BACK OF THE CLASS, AND GOT YOUR GOOD NOODLE STAR REMOVED, AND SHOT THE SPITBALLS --
I'M SORRY YOUR APOLOGY IS SO LONG!!!
ME TOO, LET'S SAVE ROGER!!!
