In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle... to Bad Egg! It's all Stupid Patrick's fault. I'd hate you, Patrick.
I'd hate you more!
I'd hate you no matter what!
Yeah? Well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
I'd hate you even if that made sense!
I'd hate you even if you were me! That's how much I'd hate you!
I'd hate you, even if, uhh... Um, I'd hate you... [points to Roger's tank] even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out. [The camera quickly pans over to where SpongeBob is pointing. Quite suddenly, the light bulb flickers, and then burns out and the electricity crackles]
Huh?
[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at Roger for about 30 seconds, panting and trying to ignore one another for attention, but then Roger freezes and both begin to progressively whimper a little louder until they can't take it anymore.]
I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU A STUPID STAR!!!!!!
I'M SORRY I GOT YOU IN TROUBLE, AND GOT YOU MOVED TO THE BACK OF THE CLASS, AND GOT YOUR GOOD NOODLE STAR REMOVED, AND SHOT THE SPITBALLS --
I'M SORRY YOUR APOLOGY IS SO LONG!!!
ME TOO, LET'S SAVE ROGER!!!
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