SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3
“Can You Spare a Dime?” · Season 3
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (4), Squidward (3), French Narrator (1), Gary (1)
Squidward, you're making a big mistake!
Mistake? Ha! The only mistake I ever made was wasting my life at the Krusty Krab!
But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy. And what could be better than serving up smiles? [smiles really big]
Being dead or anything else!
Anyway, I just want you to know, if you ever get in trouble, come find me. I'll take care of you. 'Cause you and me, we're like brothers. Only closer...
[He lifts Squidward's shirt to reveal their conjoined hearts; Squidward screams]
[to SpongeBob, after quitting] You know, that reminds me. There's something I've been wanting to tell you from the day we first met - goodbye... Next time you'll see me, this town will be eating from the palm of my hands.
[now broke, inside the cardboard box; holding a cup] Spare change? Spare change, ma'am?
Don't you get it?! I'm a loser! I lost my job, my home, everything!
[gasps] Even your paintings?!
Nobody would take them. So I had to eat them!
Meow.
[gasps] Gary! Squidward is not a freeloader, and he would never take advantage of me!
Three weeks later...
He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back. [falls down]
Many months later...
I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough. [falls down again]
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one...
Meow, meow, meow.
I know he still isn't looking for work! Don't rub it in!
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